HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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