I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Help. Why am I so naked?
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