whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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