Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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