Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
