What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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