his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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