is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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