Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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