Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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