Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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