do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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