We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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