what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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