quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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