Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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