I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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