I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i would punch a child for taco bell
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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