Don't you send me to vm
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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