my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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