yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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