he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
