I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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