Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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