You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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