haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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