i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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