I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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