yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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