no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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