I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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