We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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