Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Randomize
