I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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