i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
im holly from the hills drunk
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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