"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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