Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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