I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize
