"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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