Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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