It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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