six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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