so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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