Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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