Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
