I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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