Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i just had sex bonerless
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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