I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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