fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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