Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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