The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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