Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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