Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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