The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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