Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Randomize
