Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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