she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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