What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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